Short Stories

Remembering the Good Sisters

    It’s easy to remember the really big days of childhood, the big learning days, those days when the mystery and wonder of very big things were unveiled.  I remember walking single file, quietly and reverently, with my second-grade classmates to our first-ever Friday afternoon at the Fall Bazaar.

    Being held in the church basement made it reverent.  It felt spiritual and mysterious as we walked to the church, but I had no idea there were names for those feelings.  I also knew it was special because of the dollar bill in my pocket, a donation from my parents.

    We’d been well schooled about acceptable bazaar conduct.  All the small fry, especially us first timers, spent lots of time and money at the fish pond.  Bait was only 10 cents and the clothespin hooks always brought up some little toy, sometimes edible rubbery fish.  I learned the prizes came quicker and better at the far end of the pond where my friend’s mother was working.

    But fishing dollars dwindled, and, with only time to spend, we investigated the many other exciting activities at the Fall Bazaar.  There were game booths with tests of strength, speed and agility for the older kids with lines to skip, hoops to jump and holes to hop.  There was throwing contests galore: rings onto pegs, sand bags into frogmouths and more.  Everyone won little prizes and even a little bit bigger prizes.

    The food and candy were heavenly and mostly homemade.  It was a sugar free-for-all and we had special Bazaar dispensations.  I learned to identify flavors by their color that day.  The cupcakes were so light that the paper cups flew away like angel wings and the cakes floated like holy spirits up to our mouths.  I also learned to cross my eyes ogling those cakes all the way to my mouth. The sugar was running freely and so were we.

    Suddenly, our little starry eyes beheld for the first time ever the “Big Wheel".  It was anchored and spinning front and center on the church basement's main stage.

    It was steeple tall and amazingly confusing with numbers, letters and special prize names placed near it's outer edge.  It was brightly multi-colored with sparkles that shone like stars under the intense, hellishly hot lights.  When the operator gave it an almighty spin it produced a terrific buzzing sound like a thousand playing cards clothespinned onto bicycle tires.  A single full turn of the Big Wheel took forever and tension and excitement grew as it continued it's spinning and buzzing.  It was spinning almost out of control under those bright lights while miraculously creating another holy winner.

    The Big Wheel’s workers were focused, selling tickets and hustling amongst the seated adults.  The prizes were lifetime quality. Big cash amounts, of course, but the best prizes were the beautiful handmade quilts, materials and tailoring donated by the quilt ladies who had a special knowhow about working your way into heaven.  We soon learned that the Big Wheel was the real deal.  We could only observe, being just second graders, and the ticket cost was big also.  We knew you had to know what you were doing when you purchased a ticket and from which worker you got it

    Now that us second graders are 60 plus years older, we’ve learned that life isn’t much different than that first Fall Bazaar.  The games go on and the food is still tasty, even if doctors limit any special dispensations.

    The Big Wheel keeps on turnin’ — but the prizes have changed a bit.  The best prize could be “five or ten more years of good health” or “good things for our loved ones”.

    I remember the Good Sisters telling us that the bazaar would be fun, that the money was going to good works and not to be afraid.  It’s still true.

    A good life should be fun and enjoyed, some of your time, talents and treasures should go to good works, and don’t be afraid.

Chebba - tau - ski

    I'm constantly being asked to pronounce my last name.

    It matters not where I am or who or how many others I'm with. All it takes is that someone sees my written name and this little curious smile appears and out comes the question. I should say one of two questions. Either "How do you say your last name" or "How do you pronounce your last name?" This has been happening since Kindergarten, sixty eight years ago, more days than not and sometimes more than once a day. It's been a never ending test of my generosity and resistance to boredom but I rarely fail to smile back and say "Chebba - tau - ski."

    My last name is "Trzebiatowski." That's Polish. That's the next question that's almost always asked which never fails to remind me of the Polish jokes I suffered through, also since Kindergarten. Some can tell a Polish joke that isn't really meant to be funny even if it is a bit. Example: "What’s the one thing in common between a smart Polish man and a wizard? They're both imaginary people." Pretty funny, right? Not so much. I haven't actually heard a Polish joke for quite a few years now. I don't know if that's because we've become more sensitive or if it's only in the realm of childhood. Kids can be mean.

    There are three pronunciations of my name. A beautiful fluid European version, a rather proper English version and the above common version that people find easiest to say. I have run into younger people that will immediately speak out the fluid, beautiful version of my name. They're usually exchange students from central Europe overjoyed to meet someone that reminds them of home. There's a town in northern Poland just five miles from the Baltic Sea and one hundred miles from Sweden named "Trzebiatow." Some say that when immigrants passed through Ellis Island their name was shown as their hometown with "ski" added at the end. My sister's genealogy research revealed my ancestors emigrated from Sweden to Poland.

    I often wondered how much time I've spent pronouncing my name. I've tried to dream up snappy responses to the usual questions but they seem a bit rude when gazing into those curious smiling faces. I'm not the only person with a long or odd last name. My partner's first husband was Thai. His last name was "Amnuaypayoat." That's long and odd and has twelve letters. Mine has thirteen. I truly love my last name and I would be unhappy without it.

    If you visit GetGreen.Today you'll find the third most asked question that is sort of a Polish joke all by itself. You'll find it on the page that shares Eco-Friendly Kitchen Essentials. I'm also adding audio of the three pronunciations of my name. It's easy to have an Eco-Friendly Happy Healthy Home. All the home essentials on GetGreen.Today have been researched for quality, economy and of course are very Eco-Friendly. The top three products of each area are displayed and linked.
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